And I thought Talkie Toaster was cool

I’ve always wanted a Talkie Toaster (with a volume knob, of course), but I could settle for this:
I find your lack of toast disturbing...
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First degree toaster-cide

  • I toast, therefore I am.
  • Thank you, Captain Voorhese. One final question – would you like some toast?
  • Bread provisions will only be provided to registered crew members. Are you a registered crew member?
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