DOWNLOAD SONG HERE>>>>Typing What I’m Thinking To Everyone Reading
Even though this is another Twitter song, unlike Tweetaholic it’s not comedy, and I feel it represents what I can do as a musician/producer better than the quick comedic knock-offs you might have heard. It’s also using an “insider’s view” lyrical device , so the people who appreciate the history of twitter will really get it, but your average listener? I don’t know.
Actually I think it is as much about the four founders of Twitter (for some reason my hands really wanted to type “Founding Fathers” there. Weird, I know.):
 Jack Dorsey |
 Noah Glass |
 Biz Stone |
 Evan Williams |
Anyway here are the lyrics:
Typing What I’m Thinking To Everyone Reading
Do you know Jack?
Do you know Noah?
Do you know Biz?
Do you know Evan?Odeodeodeo it’s obvious…it’s obvious
Odeodeodeo it’s obvious…it’s obviousDon’t tell me what you’re having for dinner
’cause I don’t care
Don’t tell me that you’re bored so bored because I’m
I’m already thereTyping What I’m Thinking To Everyone Reading
It is stranger than fiction it is everywhere…it’s everywhereShakespeare would tweet about love and death and kings
Freud would blame your mom for everything
It’s obvious…it’s obviousEdison would ask you if you have seen the light
Timothy Leary would say it’s out of sight
It’s obvious…it’s obviousDon’t tell me what you’re having for dinner
’cause I don’t care
Don’t tell me that you’re bored so bored because I’m
I’m already thereTyping What I’m Thinking To Everyone Reading
It is stranger than fiction it is everywhere…it’s everywhere
Here’s the wikipedia about Twitter for more info about our “Founding Fathers”.
* I have also heard from reliable sources [citation needed] that they occasionally get together and drink loads of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters: here is the recipe for that improbable drink:
“Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink…but very carefully.”
UPDATE: Today’s XKCD is TOO appropriate – it’s like I’m psychically connected to events and peoples today wtf (cue theme to twilight zone…now.)
P.S. Thanks Chris Pirillo for tweeting about it, it’s already been downloaded over 1000 times (in 6 hours!) and is #2 on Tweetmeme (audio)